Timestamp #297: Fugitive of the Judoon

Timestamp 297 - Fugitive Judoon

She’s the Doctor, but not the one you were expecting.

In Gloucester, 2020, Ruth Clayton awakens on her 44th birthday and makes breakfast. Her husband, Lee, heads out to buy a proper cake while Ruth asks the day to do its worst. She works as a professional tour guide, but business is slow. She later gets a coffee and the barista, Allan, shows her a dossier about her husband. Apparently, there’s something fishy about him.

Meanwhile, a Judoon spacecraft arrives in orbit and starts scanning the surface. At the same time, the TARDIS hurtles through the vortex as the Doctor tries to scan for the Master. The companions are concerned about her periods of deep thought and solitary explorations. Their discussion is interrupted by a Judoon signal that Earth has been isolated Earth due to a fugitive search.

The Judoon teleport enforcement patrols to the surface and begin scanning people. Ruth is scanned and cataloged, but her friend Marcia is vaporized for defying the patrols. The TARDIS arrives and the Doctor warns everyone (including Allan and Lee) to shelter in place. The team rushes out to face the threat, but Graham is teleported away. The Judoon find Allan’s dossier and execute the baker for touching one of the aliens.

The Judoon set their sights on Lee as the Doctor confronts the captain. Posing as an Imperial Regulator, she negotiates a stay to arbitrate a solution. While they work, Graham wakes up on the deck of a strange ship and meets Captain Jack Harkness. He mistakes the companion for the Doctor as he plants a kiss on Graham. The quantum scoop he used mistook Graham for the Doctor, but Jack has a message to relay: The future of the universe is at stake. Jack is also excited that the Doctor is now a woman.

The Doctor talks with Lee and Ruth, finding they’re both completely human. They find a box with an alien signature. Lee asks the Doctor to hand it over and offers everyone else a chance to escape. Yaz and Ryan stage a diversion and invite the Judoon captain inside before they are teleported away. Lee surrenders to the captain after sending a text message and the captain presents him to a new arrival named Commander Gat. The item in the box was a service medal from an intergalactic army, and Commander Gat fulfills her duty by executing Lee.

Jack mistakes Yaz for the Doctor, realizing too late that the Doctor is now traveling with three companions. The Judoon enforcement field is preventing accurate readings. When the ship’s systems begin to fight back against him, Jack tells the companions to warn the Doctor about a lone Cyberman before sending them home.

Ruth receives the text message – “Follow the light. Break the glass. Happy birthday” – and sees brief visions before the Judoon track her down. They identify Ruth as the fugitive and she spectacularly subdues the captain. She rips off the captain’s horn and the platoon teleports away. Ruth doesn’t understand how she was able to do what she did, but the Judoon have left the planet. Unfortunately, the change in tactics doesn’t bode well, especially after Ruth dishonored the captain. The Doctor offers to help her follow the activation message that Lee sent. It leads to a family lighthouse where Ruth claims to have grown up.

The Doctor and Ruth chat about her life as they travel. The lighthouse was left to her but she’s never wanted to return. Ruth has more visions as they pull up, and while Ruth gets a fire started, the Doctor investigates and searches for clues. Her search leads her to Ruth’s parents’ gravesite where a blank headstone marks the site.

Ruth finds a fire alarm marked “Break Glass” and does so, releasing a burst of regeneration energy. She changes clothes and finds a rifle while the Doctor digs up the gravesite and finds a TARDIS. Ruth arrives…

…and introduces herself as the Doctor.

The Fugitive Doctor teleports them into the TARDIS control room, a beautiful retro mix of modern and classic elements. The Thirteenth Doctor introduces herself in a struggle to catch up, and the Fugitive Doctor states that she is a past incarnation of the Thirteenth, but neither remembers the other. The Fugitive Doctor doesn’t recognize a sonic screwdriver but has access to the Chameleon Arch technology that shielded her.

The Judoon and Commander Gat tractor the TARDIS onto their orbiting ship. Gat confronts the Fugitive Doctor and disarms her. The Thirteenth Doctor steps in with a curve ball, introducing herself and causing discord with the Judoon. Gat reveals that she is also from Gallifrey and is shocked to find that their home has been destroyed. Gat doesn’t believe them and tries to kill the Doctors, but the Fugitive Doctor had previously sabotaged the rifle and it backfires. Gat is vaporized and the Judoon are forced to retreat as the ship enters intergalactic space.

The Fugitive Doctor takes the Thirteenth Doctor back to her TARDIS. Thirteen struggles to sort things out since she knows her own history, but the Fugitive Doctor is definitely from her past. She reunites with her companions and learns what Jack had to say.

The Doctor knows that something is coming for her and tells the companions that they have no idea who she is. They tell her that they know her now, the best person they know, and they’ll stand by her side no matter what trouble comes.


The balance of mystery and tension while wrinkling what we know about the Doctor’s history is fun. On the surface, the story is a pretty simple fugitive mystery racing alongside the defense of Earth against the overbearing Judoon. But then we get the twist, and if there’s one thing I love about Doctor Who, it’s how willing it is to rewrite its own continuity.

Doctor Who‘s continuity (and canon, for that matter) has never been consistent. In fact, it’s been pretty wibbly-wobbly depending on the story that writers and producers want to tell.

Note the distinction: Canon (in the non-religious sense) is the principle or behavior used as a guide, where continuity is the flow of all those trivia bits like the Doctor’s age. The Doctor Who canon began as a history show for children in a sci-fi wrapper, but it quickly evolved into something more.

Forty-four years before this story aired, The Brain of Morbius wrapped up with an explicit suggestion that the Doctor had incarnations before the First Doctor. According to then-showrunner Philip Hinchcliffe, the original intention was that the faces shown in that episode were meant to be pre-Hartnell incarnations, but fans of the time chose to ignore it.

Her reaction to the sonic screwdriver answers the question of where the Fugitive Doctor fits into the timeline. The First Doctor didn’t recognize such a device in the time around The Tenth Planet/Twice Upon a Time, but the Second Doctor used one in Fury From the Deep, The Dominators, and The War Games. The Third Doctor first used his own version in The Sea Devils without any hint of it being a strange device. We can also match that with the Third Doctor’s first appearance in Spearhead from Space, where he fell out of the TARDIS in the Second Doctor’s clothes.

Sure, the Time Lords could have orchestrated everything to place the Fugitive Doctor in the “Season 6b” space between Troughton’s and Pertwee’s incarnations, but Occam’s razor suggests otherwise.

It was good to see Jack Harkness again, particularly after how Torchwood concluded. I also love how the Doctor and the companions are starting to bond in the aftermath of Spyfall. The Doctor routinely visits the graveyard that is Gallifrey without her friends, and they’re helping her to heal from something they cannot comprehend.

I wonder if she ever tries to travel to a time before the Citadel and the Time Lords were destroyed.

Rating: 5/5 – “Fantastic!”


UP NEXT – Doctor Who: Praxeus

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

STEAM Saturday – To the Moon!

STEAMSaturday

STEAM Saturday
To the Moon!
March 2, 2024

In this edition, we return to the moon! We also say goodbye to Dr. Scott Viguié, remember NASA’s fallen explorers, celebrate Vogtle 4’s initial criticality, and more.

In the links below, you’ll find the heartbreaking story of Dr. Pamela Gay. Short version: She did the right thing, but years of retaliation tore her personal and professional lives apart. I met Pamela at the Parsec Awards in 2009, and she is one of the inspirations for projects and scientific evangelism like this. I admire and respect her, and if you have access to scientific communities that want to collaborate with someone amazing, I recommend passing her credentials along.

STEAMHeadlines

Space.com – Intuitive Machines lands on moon in nail-biting descent of private Odysseus lander, a 1st for US since 1972 (Feb 22, 2024)
Odysseus is the first private spacecraft ever to land softly on Earth’s nearest neighbor.

StarStryder – Back in 2015, I knowingly blew up my life (Feb 27, 2024)
Back in 2015, I knowingly blew up my life.
That is not an exaggeration. That is not hyperbole. It is, quite simply, a thing I did because it was the right thing to do.

SciFi.Radio – Dr. Scott Viguié (Dr. Geek) Passes Away (Dec 29, 2023)
Dr. Scott Viguié, STEM teacher, practicing attorney, archeologist, and author, a remarkable individual whose life journey exemplified resilience, intelligence, and creativity, passed away unexpectedly on Wednesday, December 27, 2023. His departure leaves an indelible void in the hearts of his beloved wife, Debbie Viguié, family, friends, and a broad community inspired by his work. He was 52.

Transmission From Atlantis – Loss of a Legend – Dr. Scott Viguié (Jan 25, 2024)
JC De La Torre spoke about the loss of Dr. Scott Viguié, the man also known as Dr. Geek.

NASA – NASA’s Day of Remembrance (Feb 14, 2024)
Every year on NASA’s Day of Remembrance, the agency pauses to honor the sacrifice of the NASA family members who gave their lives to advance the cause of exploration. Employees remember friends and colleagues, including the crews of Apollo 1 and space shuttles Challenger and Columbia.

The Augusta Chronicle – Plant Vogtle Unit 4 reactor reaches initial criticality in start up testing (Feb 14, 2024)
Georgia Power announced on Wednesday that Unit 4 at Plant Vogtle has reached initial criticality, which means atoms are being split and nuclear heat is being made, leading to steam production.

National Football League – NFL Explained: Broadcast Innovations (Sep 13, 2022)
Even though it’s over a year old, I recently found this video from the NFL vault about the history of their broadcast technology. It was interesting to me, particularly concerning the innovations developed to entertain sports fans.

If it’s not available to view here, you can watch it directly on their YouTube channel.


STEAMSci

Be Smart – A PBS Digital Studios science show hosted by Dr. Joe Hanson (Ph.D., Cell and Molecular Biology).

Physics Girl – Hosted by Dianna Cowern, a science communicator and physics alumna from MIT, this show was part of PBS Digital Studios until 2020. She uses her platform to explore complex physics, astronomy, and science-related topics in simple terms.

Veritasium – A combination of the Latin for truth, veritas, and the suffix common to many elements, -ium, this show is literally an element of truth. It is hosted by Australian-Canadian science communicator, filmmaker, and inventor Derek Muller (Ph.D., Physics Education Research).

Kyle Hill – Kyle Hill is a science educator with degrees in civil and environmental engineering and science communication. He previously hosted the popular Because Science YouTube series, but now runs The Facility.

Ask a Mortician – Caitlin Doughty is a mortician, author, blogger, and YouTube personality known for advocating death acceptance and the reform of Western funeral industry practices. You got death questions, she’s got death answers.
Ask a Mortician was suggested by Sue Kisenwether.

A Capella Science – Deep science. Sweet harmony. Explore the world through educational song. 
A Capella Science was suggested by Jennifer Hartshorn.


STEAMTech

Becky Stern – Becky Stern is a maker living in NYC. Making and sharing are her two biggest passions!

Jerry Rig Everything – Zack Nelson has used his love of repairing, simple explanations, and brief tutorials to help millions of people with repairs of their own. Outside of YouTube, his ‘to-the-point’ style of teaching has created instructional and informational videos for manufacturers and factories around the world.

Kyle Hill – Kyle Hill is a science educator with degrees in civil and environmental engineering and science communication. He previously hosted the popular Because Science YouTube series, but now runs The Facility.


STEAMEng

Practical Engineering – Grady Hillhouse is a civil engineer in San Antonio, Texas. His channel aims to increase exposure and interest in the field of engineering by highlighting the connection between the world around us and the energy, passion, and thought that goes into making it a nicer place to live.

Jerry Rig Everything – Zack Nelson has used his love of repairing, simple explanations, and brief tutorials to help millions of people with repairs of their own. Outside of YouTube, his ‘to-the-point’ style of teaching has created instructional and informational videos for manufacturers and factories around the world.

Veritasium – A combination of the Latin for truth, veritas, and the suffix common to many elements, -ium, this show is literally an element of truth. It is hosted by Australian-Canadian science communicator, filmmaker, and inventor Derek Muller (Ph.D., Physics Education Research).


STEAMArt

Shop Time – Peter Brown is a geek with a full set of power tools, and he uses that knowledge to experiment, craft, and have fun.

Ben’s Worx – Ben is a maker from Queensland, Australia who has always had an interest in woodworking. He makes all kinds of things from wood, metal, plastics, and epoxy resin, and loves to experiment in the name of entertainment.

Moonpie Creations – Ken is a woodworker and creator who likes to have fun. A combat veteran, he uses his tools as a way to relax and deal with everyday stress. He loves to try new things, think outside the box, and stay cool.

Boylei Hobby Time – A hobbyist just trying to make fun things and inspire you to be creative.


STEAMMath

8-bit Music Theory – This YouTuber loves music, video games, and analyzing and talking about music from video games. He promises that if you are a big nerd, you’ll love it too!

Charles Cornell – Charles Cornell, a YouTuber and online content creator in the music education space, has a professional background as a jazz pianist and composer.


STEAMMulti

Mark Rober – An engineer and inventor, Mark Rober presents popular science concepts and do-it-yourself gadgets in easy-to-understand terms. He was previously a NASA engineer (where he worked on the Curiosity rover) and a product designer at Apple’s Special Projects Group (where he authored patents involving virtual reality in self-driving cars). One of his best-known series involves the development of a glitter bomb to combat porch pirates and internet scammers.

I Like To Make Stuff – Bob Clagett likes to make stuff, whether it be home renovations, fixing up a vintage car, or building an astromech droid.

Wendover Productions – Wendover Productions, run by filmmaker Sam Denby, is all about explaining how our world works. From travel, to economics, to geography, to marketing, and more, every video will leave you with a little better understanding of our world.

Corridor Crew – Corridor Digital is an American production studio based in Los Angeles, known for creating pop-culture-related viral online short-form videos since 2010, as well as producing and directing the Battlefield-inspired web series Rush and the YouTube Premium series Lifeline.


If you have any suggestions for STEAM Saturday, please leave them below in the comments. If your suggestion is used, your name will be credited.

Disclaimers: Any sponsored content or advertising presented in videos and/or links highlighted in STEAM Saturday are not necessarily endorsed or supported by Creative Criticality. Pursue such content and offers at your own risk. The links and videos attached to this post were publicly available at the time of publication, but there is no guarantee of availability after publication.

Thanks for stopping by. I hope that something inspired you to get out there and explore the universe.

cc-break

STEAM Saturday is a celebration of curiosity and imagination through science, technology, engineering, art, and mathematics, the very building blocks of the universe around us.

For more creativity with a critical eye, visit Creative Criticality.

Timestamp #296: Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror

Timestamp 296 - Tesla Terror

Two great minds collide at the turn of the century!

The place is Niagara Falls. The time is 1903. The man is Nikola Tesla and he is marketing his new method of harnessing electricity through a wireless system. The assembled group is impressed until he names the price tag of $50,000. That ask is one too far, and an investor named Brady publicly flounces after recalling Tesla’s claims about a signal from Mars. The whole affair is interrupted by the discovery of a corpse nearby.

Tesla and his assistant Dorothy Skerrit wonder if the man may have been killed by electric shock. That night, Tesla realizes that some parts have been stolen and discovers a green orb floating nearby. Tesla and Dorothy find the Doctor, then Brady holding a gun. When Brady is killed by a laser blast, the Doctor helps Tesla and Dorothy escape.

They end up on a passing steam train heading to New York City. After introducing the fam in their period costumes, the Doctor helps everyone escape from a cloaked attacker wielding a Silurian blaster. The attacker is one of the investors from the meeting.

The Doctor explains that her team was visiting the area when they found a strange energy reading that led them to Tesla. When Tesla doesn’t cooperate, the Doctor decides to stick to his side. When they arrive in New York City, they run into a protest staged against Tesla and his science of alternating current. Once past the protest line, the Doctor talks to her companions about Tesla’s future achievements. Tesla eventually shows her the orb, a device she identifies as an Orb of Thassor. It belongs to an ancient race who created it to share knowledge, though this model has been modified.

The Doctor and Tesla bond before Dorothy arrives with a letter from Mr. Morgan, an investor who just withdrew his support. When a spy for Thomas Edison snaps a photo from a window, the Doctor decides to visit the rival inventor. Edison decides to give the Doctor and companions a private audience when confronted with the Silurian weapon, but he denies wanting to steal from Tesla and explains their history together, claiming that Tesla is bitter.

Meanwhile, Yaz asks Tesla about his Wardenclyffe project. He muses about his plans to transmit all of humanity’s knowledge wirelessly – the dreams of databases and mobile phones – but he has no investors to realize his dreams. The orb activates just as the red-eyed assassin arrives at Edison’s facility and electrocutes all of the engineers. Edison theorizes that the Doctor’s team is trying to sabotage his work. They are interrupted by the assassin and flee, realizing along the way that it can mimic people. Specifically, dead people. She uses zinc to trap the creature behind a wall of fire, but it disappears after being confronted.

The Doctor tries to warn Yaz, but Dorothy arrives, the hostage of two assassins wearing dead men’s bodies. The creatures teleport Tesla and Yaz to a room filled with scorpion-like aliens. The Doctor arrives moments later with Edison in the TARDIS and takes Dorothy along as they pursue the aliens. The Doctor realizes that the orb has been hacked to receive information about the period. It has been searching for Tesla, and after Dorothy recalls the claims about signals from Mars, the Doctor sets a course for Wardenclyffe.

The leader of the scorpions introduces herself as the Queen of the Skithra. She has been scavenging Tesla’s equipment and wants the inventor to prepare them for battle. When Tesla refuses, the queen decides to kill Yaz. Luckily, the Doctor arrives with a Braxium Bouncer (Mark III) to teleport the humans home. The Doctor realizes that the Skithra ship is made from stolen tech and the queen needs someone to fix it. Once the bouncer recharges, the Doctor teleports herself, Yaz, and Tesla away.

Of course, Tesla is surprised to find Edison in his private lab. He’s even more surprised by the TARDIS. Once inside, the Doctor issues an ultimatum to the Skithra to leave Earth. The queen sends her disguised minions to find Tesla while he ponders her decision to either take him or destroy the Earth. The Doctor asks him to explain his Wardenclyffe project, realizing that could generate an electric bolt and hit the Skithra ship. Edison disagrees, but the Doctor presses her plan into action.

Tesla and the Doctor work on the tower after extending the TARDIS shields around the area. Edison and Yaz clear the streets while Dorothy, Graham, and Ryan fortify the laboratory. The Skithra attack as the tower charges – there’s not enough energy to keep the shields up at the same time – and the queen lands at Wardenclyffe before the tower can fire.

The queen threatens the group as the Doctor confronts her. The Doctor tries to take the bouncer, but the queen takes it instead. The Doctor activates the device with her sonic screwdriver, teleporting the queen back to her ship. Tesla activates the tower and blasts the ship, forcing the Skithra to teleport back before leaving the planet for good.

As everyone recovers, Edison offers Tesla a job, but Tesla turns him down. Yaz wonders if the events they witnessed will change history, but the Doctor laments that Tesla still dies forgotten and penniless. His inventions still change the world, though, and as the team says farewell, Tesla promises to work for the future.


In what seems to be a better version of the previous episode, we get a good monster mystery with a good historical basis to go with it. The setting of 1903, which is never directly stated in the episode, is an approximation based on events: The real Wardenclyffe Tower was completed around 1902 and was primarily funded by investor J.P. Morgan; the real letter from Mr. Morgan was dated July 14, 1903, and was a refusal to fund Tesla’s project after the inventor changed the project’s scope; and that night, the tower apparently came to life with bright flashes of light.

Indeed, we don’t speak enough about Nikola Tesla. I spent a lot of time learning about him in my physics studies, but the rest of the world thinks more about Thomas Edison when considering electricity. The resurgence of popular interest in Tesla over the last few decades has been amazing to watch.

The villains of this piece, the Skithra, could have easily been the Racnoss. True, the Empress and her people that we met in The Runaway Bride were supposed to be the last of their kind, but this is Doctor Who, where everything is made up and the continuity has been fluid since 1963. The queen was a mindbender since I’m used to seeing actress Anjli Mohindra as Rani Chandra on The Sarah Jane Adventures. She and Bradley Walsh crossed paths in the Whoniverse during The Day of the Clown.

Robert Glenister, the actor who played Edison, is also a familiar face. We last saw him as Salateen in The Caves of Androzani.

I loved the mystery behind the Skithra, and even though they come across as more violent versions of Star Trek‘s Pakleds, the menace and creepiness were a lot of fun. The Braxium Bouncer (Mark III) bit was a nice double-cross in an era where the Doctor seems more reactive than proactive.

All told, I really enjoyed this episode and consider it a great step forward for the season.

Rating: 4/5 – “Would you care for a jelly baby?”


UP NEXT – Doctor Who: Fugitive of the Judoon

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

Timestamp #295: Orphan 55

Timestamp 295 - Orphan 55

A monster tale armed with a messaging bludgeon.

Wrapping up another adventure we don’t get to see, the Doctor, Ryan, and Yaz are mopping the TARDIS floor after encountering a deep-space squid during mating season. Meanwhile, Graham has been collecting coupons from the Bandohzi Herald to win a free vacation. The coupons assemble into a transport cube and the team is teleported away to Tranquility Spa.

They are greeted by a furry humanoid named Hyph3n who insists they can return to their ship at any time, but should enjoy the perks of their two-week all-inclusive stay. As the team splits up, the teleport station shorts out. Because why not?

Below decks, a pair of staff members named Vorm and Kane react to a virus in the system. The same bug, a hopper virus, infects Ryan. The Doctor can treat him, and as Ryan swings at hallucinations in the form of bats, Yaz finds the pool and an elderly pair named Benni and Vilma.

While Vorm and Kane hunt the virus, the spa enters lockdown and Ryan meets a woman named Bella, a supposed hotel critic. The Doctor finds Hyph3n and enters the deadlock room while posing as a resort inspector. She meets Kane and discovers that the spa is guarded by a defensive ionic membrane. The hopper virus is in every system and Kane is attacked by a ferocious humanoid creature.

Graham finds Nevi and Sylas, the elder of whom is working on systems in the bar. The guests are scrambling for safety throughout the spa, and the Doctor tries to coordinate efforts from the lockdown room. The Doctor repairs the ionic membrane and forces the creatures to retreat.

Outside, Kane describes the creatures as Dregs, locals who have broken through the invisible walls surrounding the “fake-cation” resort. Unfortunately, Benni and his oxygen tank have been taken outside the walls, so a team of volunteers is assembled to rescue him. The resort is located on Orphan 55, and the outside atmosphere is inhospitable. Luckily, the radiation levels have died down.

What?

The team consists of pretty much everyone we’ve met so far, and they take a large armored vehicle into the outside area. The Doctor reasons that the Dregs have evolved to survive in the wasteland, even by adapting to weapons. Kane tries to call off the mission when she realizes that the Dregs have Benni, but Vilma and the Doctor convince her otherwise.

The truck eventually ends up stranded deep in Dreg territory after it hits a trap. The group can only survive for ten minutes on the surface, so Kane sets course for a nearby service tunnel. They are forced to retreat when the Dregs arrive and surround the truck. Benni’s voice sounds through the truck, pleading that someone shoot him. The Dregs attack the truck, everyone runs, and they make it to the tunnel. In the process, Hyph3n and Vorm are captured and Kane is injured.

Kane also reveals that she killed Benni. Vilma is horrified and Bella pulls Kane’s gun. In a twist, it turns out that Bella’s father is dead, she wants to burn the resort to the ground, and Kane is her mother. When a Dreg attacks, Bella and Ryan teleport back to the resort as the team continues their walk home.

Unfortunately, that path takes them right through a Dreg nest.

The Doctor finds evidence that Orphan 55 is Earth, a revelation that stuns Graham and Yaz. As the team’s oxygen supplies dwindle, Vilma sacrifices herself so that the others can run. The Doctor finds a dormant Dreg and discovers that they exhale oxygen. She also telepathically links with it and sees images of how they arrived on Earth. When it turns on the Doctor, Kane sacrifices herself to save the Time Lord.

Bella tells Ryan that she introduced the hopper virus into the resort. She also placed bombs throughout the place to destroy it. Ryan learns the truth about Orphan 55 when the group returns to the spa, linking the demise of their home to climate change and food chain collapse.

The survivors – the Doctor, Graham, Ryan, Yaz, Nevi, Sylas, and Bella – gather in the lockdown room. Sylas grows frustrated with Nevi and leaves, so the Doctor and Bella go after him while Nevi and Graham focus on the teleport, and Yaz and Ryan fight off the Dregs. The Doctor and Bella save Sylas and encounter the alpha Dreg. The Doctor traps the alpha and reasons with it, securing their escape.

As everyone reunites by the teleport (where Sylas has saved the day), Kane returns and joins forces with Bella to fight the Dregs. The teleport engages and sends everyone else home, including the travelers back to the TARDIS.

The companions are upset that their home is destroyed, but the Doctor reminds them that Orphan 55 is only one possible future, but humanity has the power to decide.


This is such a mixed bag. On one hand, the monster story was good, and if it had stuck with the simple monsters invading a resort, the episode would have been good. But, there’s the twist that one of the guests is trying to burn the place down because she has mommy issues. And if the plot wasn’t convoluted enough, we get a great message about climate change presented as a bonk-bonk-sledgehammer-to-the-head.

There’s subtlety and then there’s Orphan 55.

The production was also shoddy, probably due to the same budgeting issues that have plagued the Whittaker era. The monsters outside the dome were inconsistent, often disappearing from longer shots when we’re told they’re surrounding the survivors. Also, scientifically, fires shouldn’t burn in such oxygen-poor environments. Holes in a story can be compensated by good production (and vice-versa), but it is obvious when both are found lacking.

Also lacking in this story is the Doctor’s character. By the end credits, Kane and Bella are still on Orphan 55 fighting the monsters. The Doctor has control of a time machine, but does not immediately set a course to save them. What? Even if this is one possible future for Earth, the two women can still be saved with minimal contribution to the already messy timeline.

Writer Ed Hime forgot this fact while musing about climate activism. I sympathize with him and his views, but his story was lacking. Notably, this was his second and final story (to date) for Doctor Who, following after It Takes You Away.

Sadly, all of this combined means that the pace set by Spyfall slams to a halt as this season tries to get off the ground.

Rating: 2/5 – “Mm? What’s that, my boy?”


UP NEXT – Doctor Who: Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

Timestamp #294: Spyfall

Timestamp 294 - Spyfall

Custard cream, shaken, not stirred.

Part One

In various locations worldwide – Ivory Coast, over the Pacific Ocean near Tokyo, and Moscow – operatives are attacked by strange creatures that emerge from the walls. Meanwhile, Team TARDIS is getting some much-needed downtime.

Ryan is spending time with his friend Tibo, Yaz is packing for her next trip, Graham visits the doctor for a checkup after a procedure four years prior, and the Doctor has her TARDIS on a garage car lift while she performs maintenance. All of them are interrupted by official-looking men in black suits.

While the team is driven to a mysterious location, a red beam shoots out of the GPS unit and vaporizes the driver. The car then starts acting on its own with an ominous message that everyone inside will die in five seconds. After trying to solve the problem with her sonic screwdriver, the Doctor eventually grabs the rearview mirror and reflects the killer beam back into the GPS. With the program stopped, the Doctor stops the car just before it falls off the roadway.

As the team recovers, a voice identifying as C convinces the Doctor to come to MI6 in London. The team arrives with the TARDIS at Vauxhall Cross and is met by C, who mistakes Graham for the Doctor because of the extensive files on the Time Lord. The Doctor quips that she’s had an upgrade and C tells her that he’s been authorized by every security agency around the world to ask for her help.

Intelligence officers worldwide have been attacked. Their DNA has been rewritten, leaving the body as a shell to hold whatever remains. C offers the team some briefcases of spy equipment and a dossier on Daniel Barton, the founder of VOR, a modern technology company that is more powerful than most nations. The Doctor asks for C’s best man, someone named O, but C has fired him because UNIT and Torchwood can handle things.

Unfortunately, those organizations are no longer viable options, so the Doctor sends a voicemail to O to get his location. She receives a fish image in reply, and soon after, C is killed by a sniper. Aliens begin phasing through the walls and the team runs for the TARDIS.

The Doctor uses the steganography of the fish picture to track the agent to the Australian Outback. They escape just in time as one of the beings was phasing into the TARDIS, something that the Doctor didn’t know was possible. The Doctor decides to send Yaz and Ryan to VOR while she and Graham meet with O.

Yaz and Ryan head to San Francisco while posing as journalists to meet with Daniel Barton. Yaz uses a bioscanner and Ryan duplicates Barton’s badge with his spy equipment. The interview is cut short by a phone call, but Barton invites them to his birthday party tomorrow to get a better profile of him. Yaz is concerned because the bioscanner shows that Barton is only 97% human.

Meanwhile, the Doctor and Graham are met by O and agents Seesay and Browning. Inside the house, they discuss the situation and O’s history of chasing alien incursions, but O is cautious because the threat will likely follow her. Later that night, the movement sensors start tripping. Luminescent figures attack the two agents and surround the house, and O’s security field takes out all of them but one. The last one enters the house and is trapped by a glass cage. When it speaks to the Doctor, it says that it is from far beyond her understanding. It’s also ready to take over the universe.

Yaz and Ryan use Barton’s security credentials to access his office. As Yaz copies his laptop drive, Barton returns, forcing the amateur spies to hide. He tells two glowing figures to show themselves and then discusses a project before Barton leaves. As Ryan and Yaz get ready to leave, another glowing figure attacks Yaz and makes her disappear. Ryan is left with no option but to run.

Yaz wakes up alone in an alien landscape filled with giant stalks. As the Doctor and Ryan interact with the glowing creatures, Yaz is surrounded by white light and transported to the glass cage at O’s house. As Ryan calls the Doctor, she gathers the team. The next morning, Ryan comforts Yaz while O discusses Graham’s knowledge of the Doctor. The Doctor finds alien code in Barton’s system files that reveals the intruders’ locations around the world. O recommends taking their concerns directly to Barton at his birthday party.

Joined by O, the team takes the TARDIS to Barton’s home. They don dinner jackets and hack the guest list, but when they go inside, Barton receives the footage from Yaz and Ryan’s sneaking about. The Doctor confronts Barton, but Barton denies everything before leaving in a car. The Doctor, Graham, and Yaz pursue on motorcycles with Ryan and O as passengers. Barton shoots at them and escapes to his private jet, but the group hides in the hangar with the plan to jump onboard.

O claims that he was never a good runner, but the Doctor calls his bluff. The O that she knows was a champion sprinter. Once they board the plane, O reveals that he has been the spymaster all along.

Or rather, the spy… Master.

The Doctor’s old friend and enemy took O’s form – killed him on his first day at MI6 and shrunk him – and has been controlling Barton and the aliens. His house is his TARDIS, Barton has vanished, and a sonic-proof bomb counts down in the cockpit.

The Master summons two of the aliens as the bomb explodes. The plane plummets to the ground and the Doctor tells her that everything she knows is a lie. The aliens teleport him away, taking the Doctor with them in a surprise move, and leave the companions to die.

Part Two

The Doctor wakes up in the alien dimension and tries not to panic. On the plane, the companions are panicking, but Ryan discovers several plaques with his name on them under the seats. He follows them to a guide titled “How to Land a Plane Without a Cockpit” and shows it to the others. They find a video guide produced by the Doctor that leads to an app on Ryan’s phone that allows them to steer the plane to safety.

The Doctor finds a woman dressed in early 19th-century clothes named Ada. Ada believes that she’s dreaming while paralyzed in the real world, and she’s been here many times before. She mentions a name – Kasaavin – and one of the beings appears. Ada offers to take the Doctor with her, and they grasp hands and vanish.

In his TARDIS, the Master calls Barton about the success of their plan. Barton is notified that his damaged plane is about to land. The Master promises to find the Doctor while Barton takes care of the companions.

The Doctor and Ava arrive at a science convention in London, 1834. The Doctor vows to find her companions and then attempts to explain herself to Ava. They are interrupted by the Master as he blusters into the convention and starts shrinking people with his Tissue Compression Eliminator. The Doctor reveals herself and the Master forces her to kneel before him. He reveals that he knows almost nothing about the creatures except general interests and a name: Kasaavin.

The Master offers news from home, but Ada shoots him in the arm with a steam machine gun. The two women escape.

The companions decide to follow Barton to his next engagement in London, but Barton uses their phones and profiles to make them public enemies. Ryan destroys their phones and they run.

The Doctor and Ada meet up with a colleague, the polymath Charles Babbage with his difference engine, and the Doctor realizes that her friend is the future computer scientist Ada Lovelace. Babbage has a statue called the Silver Lady that has projected the Kasaavin to Ada since she was young. The plan is to place spies throughout Earth’s history. The Doctor uses her sonic screwdriver on the statue to summon a Kasaavin. The Doctor plans to use it to return to the 21st century, but Ada grabs her hand at the last moment and tags along for the ride.

The companions take refuge in an abandoned construction site as they plan their next moves. They also discuss the Doctor and what they know about her. When the Kasaavin appear, the companions use what remains of their spy gadgets to defend themselves.

The Doctor and Ada appear in Paris, 1943, in the middle of a bombing raid. They hide with another woman as the Master arrives in a German army uniform. The woman – Noor Unayat Khan, the first female radio operator to be placed behind enemy lines – hides the Doctor and Ada under the floorboards while the Master and his troops search her residence. Ada’s presence is what dragged the Doctor to this time and place. What lies ahead is an enormous task.

In the modern day, Barton and the Silver Lady stand before an older woman tied to a chair. She’s Barton’s mother and he wanted to see her on “the last day.” The statue activates and the Kasaavin surround her as she screams. Elsewhere, Yaz uses a phone box to call home. The call is tracked by VOR, but that was the plan all along. Holding the VOR agents at bay with a laser shoe, the companions steal their phones and escape in their car. Unfortunately, they later discover Barton’s dead mother and a message that they’re too late to stop his plan.

The Doctor uses Noor’s telegraph to tap out a four-beat code. It signals the Master and the two Time Lords make telepathic contact. They promise to meet up alone at the Eiffel Tower. The Master reveals that he’s using a perception filter to fool the Nazis before admitting to hijacking the agency car and killing C. He didn’t bring the Kasaavin to Earth, but rather suggested a different plan for the spies on Earth. That plan is to eliminate the human race and then dispose of the Kasaavin.

The Master also claims to have visited Gallifrey in its little bubble universe. It has been burned to the ground.

The Nazis arrive, having been tipped off about the Master acting as a double agent by Noor. The Doctor jams the perception filter and leaves as the soldiers turn on him. The Doctor joins Ada and Noor at the Master’s TARDIS, armed with the understanding that the Kasaavin have been tracking people who worked in the development of computer science.

Back to the modern day, Barton delivers a speech thanking the public for giving him all of their information. He sends a text – “Humanity is over. You have three minutes to prepare.” – and explains that humans will make perfect hard drives. The Silver Lady summons the Kasaavin as Barton prepares to wipe humanity’s DNA for use as data storage.

The companions arrive but are unable to stop the Silver Lady. The Master also arrives, angry at having to live for 77 years on Earth. Surprisingly, the Silver Lady stops and Barton runs into hiding. The Doctor enters the room with Ada and Noor, revealing that she knew that Barton would use the statue so she re-engineered it to shut down at a mass Kasaavin gathering. She plays the Master’s plan – in his own words – to double-cross them, and the Kasaavin swarm the Master. He screams as he is teleported away.

The Doctor promises to explain everything and returns Noor and Ada to their proper times after wiping herself from their memories. She also plants the instructions for Ryan to pilot the plane. Finally, the Doctor travels to Gallifrey.

The Capitol has been destroyed. As the city burns, a geo-activated holographic message from the Master is triggered. He reveals that he razed the planet, furious that the whole existence of their species was built on the lie of the Timeless Child. The words spark an image in the Doctor’s mind of a young girl standing by a tower. It’s a vision hidden in all Gallifreyans, but the Master refuses to make it easy for the Doctor.

Days later, the companions have visited five planets with the Doctor. They demand to know about her, so she opens up about her home, why she travels, and her relationship with the Master. Yaz asks if they can visit Gallifrey, but the Doctor replies, “Another time.”


This entire story is an obvious parody and homage to the spy genre, specifically the James Bond franchise. From the single-letter pseudonyms and the hyperbolic gadgets to the names with double meanings – Agents Seesay and Browning are obviously nods to the “See Something, Say Something” (SeeSay) mantra that evolved after September 11, 2001 and the Browning Arms Company, the latter of which ties back to Nazis with Hanns Johst’s propaganda play Schlageter – this story is packed with references. It even includes some deus ex machina hand-waving conveniences to get our heroes out of jams.

For that alone, I loved it. But then we get Sacha Dawan as the Master. The performance is amazing on its own, but the demeanor shift when he drops his disguise is perhaps the most brilliant part. He turns on a dime from sane and reasonable to off-his-rocker batshit crazy. The return of the Master is why this story in particular is dedicated to Terrance Dicks, the script editor for the character’s debut in Terror of the Autons. Terrance Dicks was one of Doctor Who‘s most prolific writers, from novels and episode novelizations, and was the editor for the Troughton and Pertwee eras. He died on August 29, 2019.

Specifically, Spyfall nods to a few James Bond properties: The title comes from 2012’s Skyfall; the themes of gambling and aristocracy hail from the 1953 novel Casino Royale; the plane sequence can point back to 1964’s Goldfinger; and the car sequence is derived from Live and Let Die from 1973.

This adventure marks a departure from the impenetrable TARDIS that we’re used to, showcasing the first time that a villain has been able to physically break through the TARDIS doors. We’ve seen other things do the same, most recently in Kerblam!, and no explanation was provided. It just… happened.

I was also not happy with the mind-wipe for the historical figures. Sure, I get why it was necessary to preserve history, but it still didn’t sit well. Those two downer items and the usual rapid ending aside, I really enjoyed this adventure. The writing was a bit more engaging and the overall production was fun.

Rating: 5/5 – “Fantastic!”


UP NEXT – Doctor Who: Orphan 55

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

Timestamp: Series Eleven Summary

Jodie Whittaker’s debut series was an average performance for the Timestamps Project.

This set of adventures felt like something in line with television movies from the 1990s and 2000s. The filming styles and productions reminded me of syndicated science fiction similar to Rick Berman-era Star Trek, the Stargate franchise, or even the Doctor Who TV movie itself. That’s not a bad thing – the 1990s and 2000s were a big part of my growth as a science fiction fan – but the production values are a big shift from those of the well-funded Steven Moffat era. The stories follow the production values, offering a bare-bones, pulpy sci-fi set of episodes with neither “clever” twists nor convoluted overarching plot threads.

That said, this series suffers from a major writing flaw when it comes to endings. Chris Chibnall is no stranger to writing and producing for the franchise – his fingerprints are on several episodes of Doctor Who and Torchwood – but each of his credited works was overseen by someone else. In Series Eleven, Chris Chibnall has the full reins. In comparison to something like Broadchurch, which told a set of serialized stories over a trio of eight-episode series, this series of individual episodes crash to rapid endings instead of tying up narrative loose ends in a tidy bow. Almost as if he just ran out of time for the stories he wanted to craft.

In other words, I wonder if Chris Chibnall’s writing strength lies in longer-form storytelling. Perhaps these episodes would have fared better in 70-minute timeslots or as multi-part stories?

The writing drags on this era of Doctor Who when everything else seems to fire so well. I do like the pulpy stories, the companions are fun, and Jodie Whittaker is fun and energetic in the title role. Notably, the stories with less Chibnall influence clicked better with me, and I feel like a better writer could really make this choir sing.

Series Eleven comes to an end with a 3.9 score. In the larger scope, it stands alone at seventeenth place among thirty-nine seasons in the scope of the Timestamps Project. In comparison, it sits between the small 4.0 group (the classic Twelfth Season and Series Ten) and the rather large 3.8 group (comprised of six classic seasons: Seventh, Tenth, Thirteenth, Fourteenth, Twenty-Fifth, and Twenty-Sixth). Average to be sure, and not really my favorites to revisit.

The Woman Who Fell to Earth – 5
The Ghost Monument – 4
Rosa – 5
Arachnids in the UK – 2
The Tsuranga Conundrum – 3
Demons of the Punjab
– 5
Kerblam!
– 4
The Witchfinders
 – 4
It Takes You Away
 – 4
The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos – 3
Resolution – 4

Series Eleven Average Rating: 3.9/5


Next up, the Timestamps Project continues through the Thirteenth Doctor’s era with Series Twelve. The adventure continues in a straight line afterward to Flux and the franchise’s sixtieth anniversary.

UP NEXT – Doctor Who: Spyfallcc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

Timestamp #293: Resolution

Conquest in 9376 rels. However long that is.

In the 9th century, three tribes of people came together to destroy a creature beyond their nightmares. Victorious, three Custodians split the creature into three pieces and hid them in distant places: Anuta Island, Siberia, and Yorkshire. Unfortunately, the Custodian in England was killed by thieves in Sheffield. His fragment remained unguarded for over 1000 years.

On New Year’s Day, 2019, archaeologists Lin and Mitch excavate a site in Sheffield. They discuss their kiss at a party the night before, eventually leading to a promise to make plans later. They discover a mysterious object near a skeleton’s hand and are excited that this may be the key to unlocking the mysteries behind the supposed Battle of Hope Valley.

They pair chat, and while they’re distracted the bag begins to move. Meanwhile, on Anuta Island and in Siberia, the current Custodians watch as their shrines begin to act strangely. Once uncovered, the remaining two packages teleport away.

In the TARDIS, the fam is making the rounds through time and space to different New Year’s Eve celebrations. With nineteen down and a twentieth to go, the TARDIS warns the Doctor that an extraterrestrial threat is descending on Sheffield.

Time to go to work!

The TARDIS materializes as a tentacled being escapes from the archaeological sample bags. Lin finds the creature – a Dalek mutant! – but it disappears before the newly arrived Doctor can see it. She analyzes the slime that it left behind and quarantines the site. Lin and Mitch make plans to meet up later, but Lin starts to act funny once she reaches her car.

The Doctor takes team TARDIS to Graham and Ryan’s house. After breaking Graham’s chair, the Doctor scrounges up kitchen supplies to sequence the slime proteins. Ryan’s father arrives, but the reception is quite frosty. Ryan gives Aaron the benefit of the doubt and takes his father for coffee, but not before Graham takes him aside for some choice words about his failings.

Lin returns home and we find out that she’s been taken over by the Dalek. It gloats about being able to control her body and brain, and it forces her to access UNIT archives to learn about Earth’s capabilities and defenses. Lin tries to fight back, but the Dalek is too strong. Meanwhile, the Doctor figures out what they’re dealing with and explains the threat to Graham and Yaz.

The Dalek takes Lin for a joyride. While driving her car at over 100 miles per hour, they are pulled over by the police, but the Dalek easily dispatches the police officers. Lin steals a uniform and the police car, leaving the officers on the road.

In the café, Aaron reveals his new profession to his son as he tries to sell a microwave oven to the owner. Unfortunately, Aaron’s not good at sales and is considering oil rig work again. Ryan gets angry and explains how lonely, abandoned, and lost he has felt without Aaron’s presence in his life. Aaron realizes that he’s made a lot of bad choices but he promises not to hide from the truth anymore.

Yaz calls Mitch as she tries to track down Lin. The Doctor traces the phone call, materializes the TARDIS right next to him, and welcomes him aboard. After a brief “bigger on the inside” moment, Mitch explains the Three Custodians and the ancient battle with the Dalek. Once the Doctor makes the connection between the Dalek and Lin, she locates them in the same place. Ryan returns to the TARDIS and stows the microwave in the corner. The Doctor tries to get a read on the Dalek, but it jams the scans and shorts the system. The Doctor realizes that this is a reconnaissance scout, one of the first to leave Skaro and reach Earth.

Lin and the Dalek reach the MDZ Research security archives in Yorkshire and kill the security guard. There they find a Dalek gunstick and try to leave, but the Doctor connects with the Dalek and speaks to it, confirming that it is a recon scout. When the Dalek laughs at the Doctor’s message, she summons a hologram of Lin so they can see face-to-face. She uses Mitch as a lifeline to Lin, reboots the navigation systems, and speeds off to meet the intruder.

Of course, this leaves Aaron and Graham alone in the latter’s living room. Graham takes advantage of the situation by having a more civil discussion with Aaron. Grace was proud of him, and she kept a large box of things about him, including artifacts from his childhood.

The Dalek stymies the navigation trace, so the Doctor tries to use traffic cameras and CCTV to track it. When that doesn’t work, she tries to call Kate Stewart at UNIT, but budget cuts have resulted in UNIT being temporarily shut down.

Lin and the Dalek end up at a farm workshop where they kill the owner and start welding parts together. As Lin begins to tire, she fights back against the Dalek, opening the door for the Doctor to find her. When the TARDIS arrives, the Dalek has separated from Lin, leaving her weak but alive. The Doctor sends her companions back to the TARDIS while she confronts the Dalek, now encased in a custom mobile casing. It’s not perfect by any means, sporting a claw arm and recycled Earth metal, and this provides a chance for the Doctor to jam the gunstick signals and talk. When the Doctor identifies herself, it overrides the block and shoots at her. It misses but declares that it has everything it needs to conquer Earth before launching out of the warehouse and into the sky.

The Doctor fires up the TARDIS again, making a quick detour to pick up Aaron and Graham while Lin recovers. Aaron is beside himself, but he gets a chance to contribute when the Doctor uses his microwave oven to build a defense.

The Dalek lands in an open area and encounters the British Army. It makes short work of them with the gunstick and missiles under the casing’s domes. It then launches for GCHQ, the center of all British communications. Once there, it wreaks havoc before diverting all possible power toward Skaro, including Wi-Fi, phone signals, and internet. The Doctor arrives with the TARDIS shields on full, offering an ultimatum to the Dalek. When the Dalek refuses, the Doctor springs their plan into action, attaching the microwave pieces to the shell and explosively melting it down.

The reconnaissance signal wasn’t sent, but the Dalek isn’t done yet. It has attached itself to Aaron and forces the Doctor to take it to the Dalek fleet. Everyone boards the TARDIS and the Doctor sets course for the fleet, but she has instead taken them to a supernova. When she opens the doors, she creates a vacuum corridor and tries to send the Dalek into the star. Ryan rushes for his father, risking everything to save him while telling him that he loves him. The Dalek loses control and falls into the supernova. Everyone is now safe.

Later on, the TARDIS returns to the underground dig site in Sheffield. Lin and Mitch return to their lives, and Aaron turns down a trip in the TARDIS. Ryan promises to call him when he gets back.

The TARDIS and her crew set sail once again… destination everywhere.


This story did what the previous one did not: Provided a good season finale. It has a lot of good family details, closing the loop on Ryan and his father along with showing the healing relationship between Ryan and Graham.

The TARDIS console room is a bit brighter, even though it’s the same set that we’ve seen all season. It primes us a little bit for the slightly more fleshed-out set we’ll see next time. The Doctor also gets a new accessory with her winter scarf, a real-world design that sold out pretty quickly after this episode aired, but clever fans have interpreted it on Etsy and Ravelry. It’s a great choice for Thirteen’s bubbly personality.

This episode moves fast – too fast in some places – and wraps up far too quickly. The latter is a Chibnall trademark when it comes to episodic work. That ending also includes a statement that “The Doctor will return”. With the power of hindsight, we could say that it was setting the stage for Spyfall‘s James Bond-inspired homage, but it’s more likely that this was setting audience expectations.

After all, the next Doctor Who adventure wouldn’t arrive for a full year.

Rating: 4/5 – “Would you care for a jelly baby?”


UP NEXT – Series Eleven Summary

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

Timestamp #292: The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos

Tim comes full circle.

On the planet Ranskoor Av Kolos, a woman named Andinio and a man named Delph practice telekinesis. Andinio is testing Delph’s potential when a crackle of blue energy breaks Delph’s concentration. Nearby, a figure stumbles in an attempt to stand.

3,407 years later, the TARDIS detects nine separate distress signals from Ranskoor Av Kolos, as well as psychotropic waves that can scramble brains and make people paranoid and irrational. With the help of neural balancers, the Doctor and her team touch down inside a ship. They find a scared man with a gun and, despite the Doctor’s calm introduction, the man irrationally repeats himself. The Doctor offers him a neural balancer, after which the man calms down and discusses his missing memories. He does remember his last name, though: Paltraki. The Doctor determines that the ship is parked instead of crashed.

Team TARDIS finds out that Paltraki is the ship’s commander. Their research is interrupted by an incoming transmission bearing a summons from the Creator. The same message also reveals that Tzim-Sha is holding Paltraki’s crew hostage. The Stenza kills one of the crew, a woman named Umsang, and cuts the signal. He wants an item that Paltraki stole, a crystal structure containing a rapidly vibrating object. The Doctor can’t scan the crystal object but resolves to stop Tzim-Sha from causing any more senseless violence. She outfits her team with throat microphones and they all set out.

Along the way, Graham tells the Doctor that he plans to kill Tzim-Sha in retaliation for Grace’s death. The Doctor tells him that he won’t be able to travel with her any longer if he does. Graham remains resolved to seek revenge.

The group arrives at a large hovering object Paltraki calls the temple. The Doctor provides the group with gear from Paltraki’s ship, including grenades for breaking inanimate objects. She attaches a grenade with a dead man’s switch to the crystal and finds a way inside the temple. After that, she sends Graham and Ryan to find the hostages, and Yaz and Paltraki to find more crystals. She sets out to find Tzim-Sha.

Graham tries to rationalize his desire to kill Tzim-Sha to Ryan, but their debate is cut short by a sniper-bot ambush. They duck in time to watch the snipers cut each other down, then run off. Elsewhere, the Doctor finds Andinio. The woman holds her at gunpoint and demands the crystal, but the Doctor is amazed to find out that Andinio is an Ux. She also wonders why an Ux is working for Tzim-Sha. Full of doubt, Andinio decides to take the Doctor before the Stenza.

Tzim-Sha is unimpressed by the Doctor’s new look, revealing that they last met 3,407 years ago. He tells Andinio to get ready before revealing his face to the Doctor. The DNA bombs corrupted his teleport device and banished him to this planet. Unable to leave, he was kept alive by the Ux, who treated him as a god. It gave him time to plan revenge against the Doctor and the worlds that opposed the Stenza.

Yaz and Paltraki get to know each other before they find sniper-bots and a room containing the crystals. As the last fleet, Paltraki’s crew was tasked by the Congress of the Nine Planets in response to a set of atrocities. Yaz calls the Doctor with news of their discovery just before Andinio arrives before a captive Delph, channeling his powers to make the temple into a weapon.

By the way, the crystals contain literal planets. The weapon captures the planets, and Tzim-Sha has set his sights on Earth.

The Doctor runs to the crystal chamber and learns this news. Angry, she demands that Tzim-Sha stop his genocidal quest, convinced that the technology is unstable and could kill everyone. Paltraki heads for the ship while the Doctor and Yaz try to stop the Stenza’s plan.

Ryan and Graham find a room full of people in stasis. While they develop a plan to save them all, Ryan persuades Graham with his love and Grace’s life lessons. The sniper-bots attack while they work, and Tzim-Sha is alerted to their rescue operation so he stomps on down there. Paltraki destroys the snipers and leads the hostages to safety while Graham covers them.

Balancing the 7 billion lives on Earth against their own, the Doctor and Yaz use their neural balancers on the Ux to disrupt the Stenza’s signals. Earth is saved from oblivion and Andinio’s faith in Tzim-Sha is shattered. The crystals begin to fracture, and as the Doctor declares that the Ux are the true creators, she summons the TARDIS using Stenza technology.

Tzim-Sha arrives at his trophy room. Graham draws down on him with a sniper-bot rifle but chooses to be the better man. As Ryan returns and draws the Stenza’s attention, Graham shoots the warrior in the foot. The two humans load the still-alive Tzim-Sha into one of his own trophy cases, telling him to remember the name Grace while he contemplates eternity in stasis.

The Doctor ties the power of the TARDIS into the Stenza devices, using the telepathic circuits to channel the Ux’s powers and restore the planets to their proper places. It’s a painful process but it restores balance to the universe.

With all said and done, the Doctor commends Graham for his strength in mercy. Meanwhile, Delph decides that the Ux must be part of the greater universal civilization. They lock the temple so that no one can reach the Stenza outcast, and the Doctor bids farewell with a message: Travel hopefully.


It’s well known that showrunner Chris Chibnall was disappointed in this story, particularly since it was filmed as a first draft. From a 2022 interview in Doctor Who Magazine:

Particularly in that first series, I spent a lot of time helping other writers. We had some problems towards the end and I had to go back and do some big rewrites, which meant that the version of episode 10 [The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos] that we filmed was a first draft. But I just didn’t have time to do a second draft. It didn’t feel enough like a season finale, and that was entirely down to time.

This is surprising because this script felt like it had a lot more character body than most of the other stories so far in the season. For example, the Doctor’s astonished excitement at meeting the Ux was for more engaging than meeting the Solitract. I was also sold on the dialogue between Ryan and Graham far more than their other interactions this season. Related, the fact that this duo decided to imprison Tzim-Sha instead of killing him says a lot about their journey.

The other big up-rating for this story is the plot to steal planets. Sure, it’s a rehash of The Pirate Planet and The Stolen Earth, but it’s definitely a Doctor Who and pulpy sci-fi plot. That makes it exciting and fun.

Sadly, that’s where the praise ends for this adventure. It’s a confusing story with interwoven timelines and convenient plot devices. The stasis chambers, for example, contained the crews of all nine ships, but the dialogue doesn’t really explain much to make this revelation worthwhile. The story provided lip service to the other ships but our attention was focused on Paltraki and his crew. It also makes little sense for Tzim-Sha to hold those crews as trophies when he deliberately killed targets in The Woman Who Fell to Earth and took their teeth.

The ending is also pretty lackluster. I mean, Chibnall routinely ties a quick bow on stories without making it feel like a good payoff, but this season finale ends with “travel hopefully” and a wave. Even he was displeased with that effort.

Rating: 3/5 – “Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.”


UP NEXT – Doctor Who: Resolution

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.

Culture on My Mind – Narrative Diversions (Autumn and Post-Strike 2023 Edition)

Culture on My Mind

Culture on My Mind
Narrative Diversions
(Autumn and Post-Strike 2023 Edition)

January 19, 2024

Narrative Diversions is a look at the various pop culture things I’ve been watching, reading, and playing over the last few months. This edition will also cover the movies and television that I did not detail in the Summer 2023 edition due to the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strikes.


Movies
Summer 2023

ND Summer 2023 1

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) – PG
I will admit that I was skeptical about this movie because the history of video game movies has been so tumultuous. As I mentioned when I looked at the history of Mario’s voice in film, television, and games, it’s only in recent years that video game movies really started to take off.

The thing about this one is that everyone at the helm gets what makes Mario tick. This was a delight from start to finish. It was a pure celebration of the joy in the Mario franchise. The story clips along without being weighed down by the legacy, and it is chock full of easter eggs and references that make me want to watch this again and again.

It also gives me hope for future Nintendo properties at the theater, including The Legend of Zelda and Metroid.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) – PG-13
I know that it’s en vogue to dog on Disney and the legacy of Lucasfilm. I don’t do that here. I don’t have a slavish devotion to the brands by any means, but seeing their names on the screen doesn’t turn me into one of those rabid angry fanboys that you find on YouTube.

I’ve been a fan of the franchise since a friend of mine introduced me to Raiders of the Lost Ark in the ’90s. He had it playing in the background while we chatted and I was transfixed by the monkey who stole items. The dialogue still sticks in my mind today when I think of Jacob: “Bad dates.” I caught up on the films and the Young Indiana Jones series later on, and had my first theatrical experience with  Indy while on deployment with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Silver screen-biased memories aside, I still enjoy that film. While fans find the inclusion of mind-reading aliens hiding in El Dorado to be a step too far, I consider it on par with hunting mystical artifacts with religious pasts. If the cult-like fandom surrounding Giorgio A. Tsoukalos has taught us anything, religious devotion comes in all flavors.

That same out-there sense of wonder combined with a healthy suspension of disbelief allowed me to enjoy a time travel tale based around another religious artifact. It also helps that Dial of Destiny is a story about taking care of loved ones in their twilight years. We all get older, be it through years or mileage, and I found this story to be a beautiful swan song for a Gen X action hero.

Dancing Queens (2021) – TV-MA [Netflix]
I won’t be as verbose about this one. It’s the standard dubbed European dancing film, but this time it also plays with drag queens.

(Somewhere in the bowels of Florida, someone just got triggered and that makes me smile.)

It’s the standard Cinderella story with hidden identities, the runaway revelation moment, and a happy ending where everyone wins. But it also made me laugh quite often with its flamboyant charm. It’s worth the 110 minutes.

Plus One at an Amish Wedding (2022) – NR
This was another random find on Netflix, but it comes more from the “faith and family” side of things. Thankfully, it never got preachy. Instead, it’s a squeaky-clean lather-rinse-and-repeat of the bog-standard romantic comedy formula. The characters had chemistry and it was engaging enough to keep my attention for 90 minutes.

ND Summer 2023 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 (2023) – PG-13
There is a lot of discourse around the idea of “superhero fatigue” these days, but this Guardians installment tells me that people aren’t tired of superhero fare. They just want it to be meaningful and engaging.

Think about it: Marvel’s Phases Four and Five have been bifurcated messes split across the cinema and paywalled streaming-only television series. Meanwhile, DC Comics has thrown a lot of money into CGI-amplified slugfests that were sabotaged by the announcement of an impending reboot. Yet we still have successes with Spider-Man, WandaVision, Loki, What If…?, and others.

People want engaging stories. The fatigue comes from being asked to accept whatever the studios want to throw at us.

(Yes, I know that I didn’t mention anything from DC Comics in my successes category. First, my lists don’t always align with the zeitgeist. In fact, some of my favorites from Marvel’s recent phases would have the internet legions of doom demanding my fandom membership card… if I actually believed in such tripe. Second, I haven’t been really excited about anything from DC/Warner Bros. since Stargirl, Superman and Lois, and 2020’s Birds of Prey.)

I find Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 in the successes pile. It finds our heroes at a major inflection point as they all go on personal journeys and end up saving the galaxy one more time. It was a tear-jerker and I didn’t even notice the film’s length because I was so engaged with the story and the journey. I know that this was the last hurrah for a few of the actors in this team, and I will certainly miss this dysfunctional family.

The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society (2018) – TV-14 [Netflix]
It was the name that drew my wife to this one. It was a beautiful romantic drama that took us on a rollercoaster of emotion from tears to laughter as a World War II survivor tries to find herself as an author in London. Fate draws her to the quirky crew of a book club on Guernsey where she unravels a mystery that helps everyone involved heal from their traumas.

The Whale (2022) – R

This is not a feel-good movie. In fact, it doesn’t pull any punches in its raw portrayals of grief, guilt, and mortality. Brendan Fraser’s performance was amazing as the chronically obese Charlie, a college professor who is self-destructive in his contemplation of his faults. Despite being an English teacher, he fails at communication even though that is his path to ultimate redemption with the people that he’s hurt and wronged. I was nearly brought to tears in the moments when his entire support structure eroded beneath him, leaving him bare and alone with his self-destructive nature.

I also need to mention Sadie Sink, who I recognize best from Stranger Things, and her great performance as Charlie’s estranged daughter Ellie. At one point her mother says that Ellie is simply evil, but the truth emerges in the end that she’s just as traumatized as her father.

The Beanie Bubble (2023) – R [Apple TV]

Based on real events and adapted from Zac Bissonnette’s book The Great Beanie Baby Bubble: The Amazing Story of How America Lost Its Mind Over a Plush Toy—and the Eccentric Genius Behind It, this colorful dramatization of Ty Warner and his brand is funny but not stuffy like a historical drama could easily be. In fact, the main players other than Warner are presented under pseudonyms, almost giving the story a fantasy element that accompanies its disjointed nature as it bounces around in time. I’m not a huge fan of Zach Galifianakis, but Elizabeth Banks is a favorite in our household and her energy was infectious. The movie was an entertaining way to spend date night.


Movies
Autumn 2023

ND Autumn 2023 1

The Little Mermaid (2023) – PG
There was a lot of tempest in the teapot over this live-action remake from a certain sector of the internet, but based on the scores half a year later, it seems that the “anti-woke” campaign fell flat.

Indeed, no version of The Little Mermaid will ever compare to the spectacle of the 1989 animated masterpiece, but this one has heart of its own. Halle Bailey does phenomenal work as Ariel, bringing the character’s wide-eyed innocence to the spotlight with her own unique flair. The other standout performance was Melissa McCarthy as Ursula as she channeled Pat Carroll and Divine while adding her special touch to the character.

It’s a beat-for-beat copy of the original Disney adaptation with some new musical numbers, but the performances and minor changes do enough to set it apart and allow it to breathe. I really enjoyed the movie. I also have to laugh at the detractors who thought that calling back to the source material was enough to justify their stand against a woman of color playing the title role. The original story was first published in 1837 by Danish author Hans Christian Andersen. While the country is diverse today, Denmark is historically noted by fair-skinned people with blue eyes and blonde hair. Of course, a story written by a Danish man for Danish children is going to represent the norms of the culture. The argument that a woman of color can’t play the character today is silly at best.

Note how the detractors didn’t fully embrace the source material, which is quite dark, and offered the little mermaid a chance at a good life in exchange for killing the prince. Spoiler: She refuses and dies, becoming an immortal spirit instead. The spirit element holds true for the historical mythology of Black mermaids as well, as explained by Professor Jalondra Davis.

Also worth noting? Disney has included diverse characters in this franchise since the early ’90s. Most notably, Gabriella was a mute mermaid who communicated by sign language.

As always, the “anti-woke” crowd can go pound sand.

Elemental (2023) – PG
This movie flew under the radar, but it is a wonderful tale about immigration, work, and love. It’s a personal story for director Peter Sohn, and while it meanders a bit, it’s still quite touching and beautiful overall.

John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) – R
I have a soft spot for this increasingly ridiculous action franchise, but this is a good place to let it rest. As the creative team continued to amp up the threats to super-assassin John Wick, they also increased his seeming invulnerability leading to several points in this movie that challenged my suspension of disbelief. Given the ending of this film (and the negative reviews from my friends of the current spinoffs), I’m happy to leave this story behind and wait for the next creative venture for Keanu Reeves.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) – PG
I was highly impressed with this sequel. It improves on the first movie in nearly every way, including the graphics and the characterizations. I also loved the ratcheting tension as the mystery gets unraveled, especially including the massive multiverse chase with all of those Spider-Beings. The cliffhanger that sets up Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse truly works, and I’m eager to see how they wrap this up.

ND Autumn 2023 2

Haunted Mansion (2023) – PG-13
It’s a greatest-hits version of the famous Magic Kingdom ride with additional humor and loads of CGI. The villain is a character with very little screen time in the actual ride, but I felt like it worked with this typical Disney joyride. The story does flounder a little bit in the third quarter, but it wraps up just fine with the normal Disney happy ending. It’s kind of shallow but still fun.

A Man Called Otto (2022) – PG-13
Tom Hanks plays the “grumpiest man in America” and the audience grows to realize that there’s always a path to understanding people. This was a hard movie to watch because it doesn’t pull any punches with triggering situations, but it is a fascinating look into grief and love. It had us in tears by the end of the film.

The Flash (2023) – PG-13
Warner Bros. put Batgirl through the shredder for this steaming hot mess of a film. The Flash doesn’t know what kind of tone it wants to maintain. It bounces from whimsical slapstick (including a hospital rescue with some of the worst CGI I have seen) to serious drama (with the bog standard time travel trope of going mad while trying to make history absolutely perfect).

Ezra Miller started this tale at a disadvantage with me. They have enjoyed considerable clemency from WB regarding their numerous arrests and accusations of grooming and abuse because of the studio investment in this Elseworlds retelling of Man of Steel, and it highlights the differences between Warner’s DC films and Disney/Marvel’s cinematic universe. Miller never recovered from that disadvantage, and I never found a reason to care about this film or its place in the superhero genre. Especially since WB had already announced that their DCEU was coming to an end before this one premiered.

Michael Keaton was fine in this story, though I wonder how his character would have been different/better in Batgirl. The 1990s Batcave was beautiful. I adored the new vision for Supergirl, and it is a shame that Sasha Calle won’t get to don the cape again. The Bat-cameo at the end made me laugh out loud.

Those were the highlights. I can’t find anything redeeming about the rest of this bloated and meandering mess.

Barbie (2023) – PG-13
The polar opposite of The Flash in character development and analysis of the human condition, this film was a hit in our house. It doesn’t pull any punches as a tribute to the legacy of Barbie that explores both good and bad parts of the doll’s history. It also packs a good deal of bold social commentary while taking a meta approach to how role play with the brand intersects with real life. It was well-written and well-directed.

ND Autumn 2023 3

No Hard Feelings (2023) – R
This Jennifer Lawrence vehicle certainly tried, but it couldn’t shake the ick factor that hung around its neck. The entire premise (which feels like it was ripped from the pages of an ’80s/’90s/’00s teen sex romp) revolves around a 32-year-old woman posing as a twenty-something hired by a 19-year-old high school grad’s parents to help him have sex before going to college. Her payment is a used car, which she can then use to make ends meet.

Yeah, it’s as creepy as it sounds.

There’s a slight bit of redemption in the final act, but Lawrence’s character never comes across as endearing or appealing. There’s even full-frontal nudity meshed with a strange fight scene on the beach. It’s friggin’ weird, man.

The positive is that the cast truly had a ball making this comedy, and it shows in their performances. I just couldn’t get past the ick factor. Watch it if you have an hour and forty-five to kill, but otherwise, just fire up one of your favorite ’80s-’00s high school sex comedies instead.

The Marvels (2023) – PG-13
There are a lot of reasons why this Marvel entry failed at the box office, including the Hollywood strikes that prevented Marvel’s typical publicity blitz and the political backlashes against Disney and female-driven fare. But if you look at the reactions from people who actually went to the film, it’s apparent that quality is not the problem.

I loved this title, from the chemistry among the three lead women to the short, tightly-paced runtime. This film is swimming in personality and joy, and it was able to tell its story without being too saddled with the MCU’s history.

The negativity being dumped on this film comes from the typical ass-end of the internet that hates everything about women in comic books, Brie Larson overall, and anything “woke” (which they have trouble defining beyond buzzwords). If you’re a Marvel fan, I highly recommend this film. Our group had a ball with it, and it ranks among the top of Marvel’s cinematic offerings for 2023. Judge it on what you see, not on what some YouTuber with an agenda (who might not have even seen the film) has to say.

Best. Christmas. Ever! (2023) – TV-PG [Netflix]
No. It’s. Not!

Okay, look: Heather Graham, Brandy Norwood, and Jason Biggs give their all for this movie, but it cannot overcome the schmaltzy script and contrived plot devices. There are moments of humor driven by the child actors, but the rest failed its overall potential.

It’s the very definition of cheesy Christmas movie, but even my cheesy Christmas movie-loving wife had a hard time making it through 82 minutes.

ND Autumn 2023 4

Family Switch (2023) – PG [Netflix]
The “Freaky Friday” Flip is a well-worn trope, and this iteration combines it with the ever-popular Dysfunctional Family trope to help everyone learn a lesson from Rita Moreno. The actors all do great work, both in their own roles and their swapped roles. The only dodgy combination (for obvious reasons) is the baby-dog swap due to questionable CGI and quite shallow slapstick humor. Otherwise, this Freaky Friday spin is mostly harmless.

The Family Plan (2023) – PG-13 [Apple TV+]
We were pretty entertained by this story about a secret agent hiding in a form of witness protection. It does good work with Mark Wahlberg and Michelle Monaghan carrying the bulk of the film, but the kids shine as well. It was fun to spot some local Atlanta-area locales posing as places across the country. The cheesy and fun plot also resolves well in the end.

Genie (2023) – PG [Peacock]
Completing this trio of fun films, the story of a dysfunctional family driven by a workaholic father who finds a genie fits the bill. It plays with the genie and unexpected consequences tropes quite well, eventually resolving in a happy ending with all the threads tied off. Melissa McCarthy shines as the fish out of water genie, and Paapa Essideu is quite engaging as Bernard. It’s a fairy tale comedy worth the 90 minutes.


Television
Summer 2023

ND Summer 2023 3

Resident Alien – Seasons 1 and 2 [Syfy via Peacock]
I love Alan Tudyk and this concept, and the cast of this comedy is pretty amazing. It’s also nice to see a comic book adaptation from Dark Horse Comics. Sadly, I feel like this comedy got a little stale in the sophomore season as the main conceit – the alien outsider sent to destroy the planet learns the value of humanity – got lost in a plot without focus.

It’s still worth the watch for the cast and their antics, but I’m not that excited for the eventual third season.

Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets [Hulu]
Do you want the definition of cult? Look no further than this family, their beliefs, and how they sold the ideology to the American public through reality television. There is a pile of disgusting and disturbing behavior beneath the surface of the shiny façade, and it shows just how much the “good ol’ boy” privilege network and piles of cash will hide it from the world.

Ted Lasso [Apple TV]
As a soothing balm in contrast to that last title, Ted Lasso is just beautiful. I adored every minute of this show and the stories it told, both about optimism and recovery from trauma. The characters all have room to shine, and the ideals of redemption and potential spoke to me. Loudly. It was tough to set this one down every night.

Like The Good Place, I want a complete Blu-ray set on my shelf so I can watch this over and over again at any time. I’m not a soccer (football) fan, but I am a fan of AFC Richmond. Binge this show. It’s a life-changer.

Bless This Mess [ABC via Hulu]
This is a lesson in getting through the first few episodes because this series is dumb as a bag of hammers, but the writing and production values didn’t engage until the finale of the first six-episode season. I was ready to give up on this mindless mess until “The Estonian Method,” after which everything gelled. The characters became likable and the jokes actually got funnier. Strangely, it hit that mark when it actually embraced the absurdity and dialed it to eleven.

This isn’t spectacular by any means, but if you want to watch some really ignorant city folk try to be farmers by watching YouTube and living in a deathtrap of a house, go for it. Just know that the series ends on a bit of a cliffhanger.

ND Summer 2023 4

Secret Invasion [Disney+]
Trainwreck.

Okay, okay, look… I liked the basic conceit of this series, and there are a lot of elements that I liked overall, but the show left way too much potential on the table as it tried to figure out what it was. It literally went through an identity crisis, starting as a sci-fi political thriller but receding into a pile of abandoned plot threads as characters passed the “stupid ball” back and forth. Even Nick Fury, who is supposed to be ten steps ahead of his opponents, ends up on his back foot way to often in this show, and his arc is cut short by yet another CGI slugfest instead of restitution for his sins.

It’s a stepping stone in Marvel’s Phase Five, but it doesn’t provide many answers. In fact, it opens up more holes than anything else, and it leaves the world worse than when the show started. It also fridges main characters whom we have adored for years. The end of the first episode is unforgivable.

I’ll give one bright spot amid this show’s narrative fog: Olivia Colman nailed it.

Otherwise, this was disappointing, and should have spent more time on the drawing board to find cohesion.

Good Omens 2 [Amazon Prime]
I adored this follow-up to the first series. The basic thread of love was a fine exploration, and the ending broke my heart as a result. It’s a great parable about love, religion, and the friction that exists between the two. As someone whose background includes a religion that constantly forces people to choose between faith and love of those who don’t believe, this story spoke to me on a different level.

Of course, the solution’s hand was tipped early in the series and the main story seemed a bit sparse, leading to the tangent tales from the past to amplify things. But overall, I really enjoyed the ride.

How could you not with Michael Sheen and David Tennant?

The Witcher – Season 3 [Netflix]
I put this season on the same level as Season Two, neither of which holds a candle to the first season but are still fun fantasy action dramas. It will be interesting to see how (if at all) the change in lead actors is addressed.

I’ve seen a lot of fans who think that Netflix or the showrunners have done Henry Cavill wrong, but I’m not a Cavill “stan”. It will be interesting to see what Liam Hemsworth does with the role.

ND Summer 2023 5

Hijack [Apple TV]
A tense and enjoyable thriller, but there are a lot of characters playing with the stupid ball near the halfway mark. Daniel the detective and the airplane’s pilot, for example. I also wasn’t a fan of some of the dangling plot threads at the end. I did enjoy how they basically played this series in real time, though, airing enough episodes to cover the time of the flight.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds – Season 2 [Paramount+]
I adore this series because of how willing it is to experiment and explore. Putting Star Trek‘s first musical episode and an animated crossover next to compelling stories about PTSD, war, and relationship stress is a bold move that pays off because it makes me care about these characters. The musical stood out because Trek is no stranger to silliness, and it’s good to see the actors having fun with their roles.

I also don’t worry too much about the dreaded c-word – continuity! – because Star Trek has never (never!) been that concerned about it. Continuity is truly a fan-driven drama and not something that I feel concerned enough about to argue instead of the philosophical meat of the franchise.

If anything, I’d like these seasons to be longer, but that’s purely selfish because I don’t want them to end.

Silo – Season 1 [Apple TV]
This set of episodes did really well with keeping momentum and intrigue as the mystery was unraveled. The ending was shocking and offers a lot of potential for what comes next. I’m also really interested in the book series that inspired the television series.


Television
Autumn 2023

ND Autumn 2023 5

I am Groot – Season 2 [Disney+]
There’s not much to say about I am Groot except that it is adorable. I love watching little Groot having little adventures in the universe, and I think the only downside is the prevalence of scatological humor in these episodes.

Gaslit [Starz]
This docudrama about the Watergate Scandal is not a feel-good miniseries at all, but it does shine a light on some of the lesser-known greed and darkness surrounding the corruption in the Nixon Administration. This was a series that we could only take an episode every one or two days. Powerful but intense.

Star Wars: Ahsoka – Season 1 [Disney+]
I’m a sucker for all things Ahsoka Tano and this show is no exception. I loved diving into the continued mythology of the Force and Ahsoka’s path concerning it. Hardly a missed beat along the way and I’m eager to see what comes next.

Family Law – Season 2 [CW]
The second season of Family Law redeemed Jewel Staite’s character for me as she continues to grow and evolve. Finally free of her community service, she’s able to challenge her boundaries and stand up for herself without threat of repercussion. There are a lot of strong and relevant stories in this season, and I’m on board for another set from this team, which will apparently debut in the US in mid-January.

ND Autumn 2023 6

Viper
Sometimes I play catch-up, and this is one of those titles. For reference, I watched this in syndication when I was a teenager, and while I recognized the B-movie plots and cheesy humor, the technological side (both on the show and behind the scenes) kept me engaged. I mean, it was all about a transforming supercar that defied the laws of physics in the same vein as Knight Rider.

It originally ran for four seasons, starting on NBC in 1994 before getting canceled and revived. It ran for three more seasons in syndication between 1996 and 1999 before being axed for good. It ran on my local stations as late-night Saturday programming, and I usually flipped over to it while I did my homework.

It certainly hasn’t aged well, especially considering its dependence on “might makes right” police storylines. Much of what Team Viper did was outside the lines of normal police protocol, and many of their missions wouldn’t stand up in court. In that regard, it’s like the Batman effect: The police are so ineffective at their jobs that a shadowy force has to step up instead. It becomes hand-wavy if you think about it too hard.

On the other hand, I do miss Heather Medway on my television. I enjoyed the balance that she brought to the show, especially after Dawn Stern left.

I might have to write more about this childhood touchstone.

Star Trek: Lower Decks – Season 4 [Paramount+]
Lower Decks is one of my favorite recent Star Trek series, and the fourth season keeps ramping up the quality in both animation and story. The gentle pokes at the legacy of Star Trek are also great fun, and it helps that the show is laughing with fans about those touchstones rather than at the audience. It doesn’t bully fans, and that’s important while parodying some of the franchise’s sillier moments.

The Wheel of Time – Season 2 [Amazon Prime]
I know that this show is a controversial one among Wheel of Time fans, especially since it doesn’t hew to the Robert Jordan novels that inspired it. That said, I really enjoy watching it. The show is a parallel universe for my wife (a fan of the novels) and an easier-to-digest version of the story for me (someone who couldn’t get through the novels). I’m also a big fan of Rosamund Pike, so that helps.

It also motivates me to pick up the novels again. Maybe I’ll do it again one day.

The Morning Show – Season 3 [Apple TV+]
The Morning Show keeps getting wackier. This time, they tackled the Elon Musk mindset and the January 6th insurrection, and there was a lot of great character development as our main characters tried to navigate love and loyalty. It ends in a good place that opens a few doors for Season Four, and I eagerly await what they do next.

Loki – Season 2 [Disney+]
I wondered how the Loki team would top their efforts in Season One. Yeah, they did it, with recursive storylines, the ever-present threat of Kang the Conqueror (who is likely getting a new face in the near future), and some answers to questions that we’ve had about the TVA regulars for quite some time. 

Oh, yeah… and some of that god with glorious purpose stuff. I really liked how this version of Loki ended up, and I’m okay if there are no more seasons left here. This particular version of Loki, spawned from an alternate timeline in Avengers: Endgame, has ended up in a good place. This was easily one of my favorite recent offerings from Marvel Studios.

Upload – Season 3 [Amazon Prime]
I expected this to be the final season, so when the story kind of meandered all over the place, I was worried about how it would wrap everything up in eight episodes. As it turns out, this season ends with a cliffhanger opportunity for a fourth installment. As of this writing, a renewal hasn’t been confirmed, but this series continues to explore some strange territory in a world where life and the soul don’t seem dependent on having a physical body. Combined with some poignant and timely social commentary, this is easily one of my favorite science fiction properties on television.

The Buccaneers – Season 1 [Apple TV+]
My wife loves period dramas, so this remake of a miniseries based on an unfinished novel was quite appealing. The story revolves around a group of young American women who travel to 1870s Britain in search of fortune, titles, and (hopefully) love.

The positives here all revolve around the agency of the women, including the desire to find love overriding the draw of fame and fortune, as well as how to deal with domestic abuse in the very patriarchal nineteenth century. The negatives center on the ever-present period drama trope of miscommunication. It’s frustrating when the conflicted characters don’t sit down and talk. Instead, there are a lot of assumptions and prejudice-driven interpolations where there should be heart-to-hearts between these supposed best friends.

The modern soundtrack is anachronistic but catchy, and I’m admittedly invested in these characters despite my frustrations with their choices. I was also quite happy to see Christina Hendricks on the screen again.

What If…? – Season 2 [Disney+]
What If…? Season One was amazing, and Season Two continues that quality. I loved seeing Captain Carter take a major role, and the zany Die Hard parody for Christmas Eve was hilarious. The crown jewel this season was Kahhori and her episode that was primarily voiced in the Mohawk language of Kanien’kéha and Spanish. I hope to see her in the MCU again.


Books

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Mission Gamma: Twilight – David R. George
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Mission Gamma: This Gray Spirit – Heather Jarman
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Mission Gamma: Cathedral – Michael A. Martin and Andy Mangels
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Mission Gamma: Lesser Evil – Robert Simpson
I have been enjoying the Deep Space Nine revival “season”, but the Mission Gamma miniseries was a set of hits and misses for me.

Twilight had the hard job of setting up the miniseries, concluding the Gateways crisis and launching an exploratory mission to the Gamma Quadrant. I mean, truly getting Star Trek back to boldly going! I really like the adventure with the Vahni Vahltupali and the inner conflict for Thirishar ch’Thane and his responsibility to the Andorians. I was also pleased with the circumstances on Deep Space Nine itself, between Kira’s personal faith crisis and the goal of finally admitting Bajor to the Federation.

This Gray Spirit also caught my attention as it carried the story threads forward with a plot concerning a dispute between species that enraptures Shar. The heart-breaking ending for him was hard to get through. Powerful but difficult. Cathedral started to slip a bit for me with a mysterious artifact that enabled the old de-evolution trope. It did have one hell of an ending, though, which drives Lesser Evil on the Alpha Quadrant side. Unfortunately, the Alpha events far outweighed the been-there-done-that Borg story around Prynn and Vaughn that undoes everything they’ve worked so hard to mend. That development was frustrating.

Thankfully, the Sisko elements on Earth helped bolster the last two books.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Rising Son – S.D. Perry
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine – Unity
– S.D. Perry
In general, I liked this pair by S.D. Perry, but I favor the latter over the former. I feel like this “season” of adventures could have spread Jake Sisko’s story throughout the various books rather than compressing it into Rising Son. That said, I did enjoy the spirit of Star Trek that the story embodied by having Jake seeking out new worlds alongside the mystery of former-Kai Opaka. It’s not a spoiler… she’s on the cover.

Unity really tied everything together for me, though, including a plot about the parasite species that were introduced in The Next Generation‘s first season. Benjamin Sisko’s long overdue return was also a great way to end this effective season.

Star Trek – Starfleet: Year One – Michael Jan Friedman
In what is an alternate universe approach after Star Trek: Enterprise, this tale explores the beginnings of Starfleet after the Earth-Romulan War. I enjoyed seeing the dichotomy between the explorer captains and the military captains, and I appreciate how well Michael Jan Friedman wove them together to solve a conflict in the Star Trek manner.

Star Trek: Destiny – Gods of Night – David Mack
Star Trek: Destiny – Mere Mortals
– David Mack
Star Trek: Destiny – Lost Souls – David Mack
I won’t tell you the overarching plot of this trilogy, but the whole thing is chock full of great character development mixed with frustrating and heartbreaking scenarios. I really liked how Erika Hernandez, the captain of the Columbia NX-02 from Star Trek: Enterprise was the central character, and I really appreciate the imagination that set up the origins and explosive conclusion to a major galactic threat that I had really ceased caring about on television.

Oh, and Captain Ezri Dax is pretty badass.

Reads in progress:

  • The Complete Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (32%)
  • Star Trek: Typhon Pact

Stage

MJ: The Musical – Broadway in Atlanta
It’s a jukebox musical about the life of Michael Jackson as he geared up for the 1992 Dangerous tour. It’s full of history and pop, but because of the time in which it is set, it doesn’t touch on the darker parts of his legacy. The portrayal of Michael Jackson was really good from all of the actors who played him throughout his life. It’s a good story and production, but I preferred Tina more.

The Wiz – Broadway in Atlanta
I haven’t seen the 1978 film – the ironic timing with this production following after MJ: The Musical is not lost on me – but this revival of the 1974 production that inspired the film was fun. It was a great interpretation of The Wizard of Oz, and I was tapping my toes along with the music more than once.

Annie – Broadway in Atlanta
Speaking of musicals and their related films, this was another fun experience. The lead in our production was a pitch-perfect match for the orphan character, and the pup playing Sandy was having a blast. Story-wise, this one did fall apart a bit with the dispatching of the villains, but otherwise, it was a good time.


Games

ND Spring 2023 13Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch
I haven’t invested a lot of time on the gaming front as 2023 wound down, but what time I did spend was devoted to Hyrule. I left everything with a save point right before the final battle, so all I need to do now is work up my armor and supplies before saving the world.


cc-break

Culture on My Mind is inspired by the weekly Can’t Let It Go segment on the NPR Politics Podcast where each host brings one thing to the table that they just can’t stop thinking about.

For more creativity with a critical eye, visit Creative Criticality.

Timestamp #291: It Takes You Away

Ribbit… or is it tibbir?

The TARDIS lands in a Nordic forest. The companions enjoy the views while the Doctor confirms the time and place by tasting the grass, then everyone jumps when the Doctor spots a sheep. She determines that they are in 2018, leaving 193 years before the great Woolly Rebellion, an event that forced a renegotiation of the entire human-sheep relationship on Earth.

Weird.

The team sets their sights on a distant cabin, and the Doctor wonders why there’s no evidence of smoke from the chimney despite it being the middle of winter. The cabin is boarded up but Ryan catches a bit of movement through the window. The Doctor uses her sonic screwdriver to unlock the three locks on the front door and the team investigates. Ryan finds a girl hiding in the upstairs wardrobe, but she refuses to move when the Doctor asks. Once Graham offers up his emergency sandwich(!), the girl joins the team in the kitchen.

The girl’s name is Hanne and she’s afraid of the thing from which her father was defending the house. She can’t explain what the thing looks like because she’s blind, but she knows that her father disappeared four days ago. She asks the Doctor for help.

Ryan’s not great with kids, but Yaz immediately bonds with Hanne over a t-shirt for the Arctic Monkeys band. Hanne knows that her father didn’t simply leave her because the boat is still tied up nearby. Hanne gets nervous when her watch beeps, signaling the daily hunting time for the beast. As Yaz and Ryan scout around, they find animal traps and hear a loud roar. The team convenes outside but can’t find a beast to accompany the roar, so the Doctor orders everyone to secure the house.

Upstairs, Graham sees a mirror that doesn’t reflect his image. Ryan wonders if they are vampires before the mirror bleeds strange energy and the Doctor arrives. The mirror changes to normal for a moment before shifting again, but the Doctor is able to lock it in phase and take a look inside. The mirror is a portal to another dimension, and the Doctor decides to take another look but wants to leave Ryan behind to look after Hanne. She writes “Assume her dad is dead. Keep her safe. Find out who else can take care of her.” on the wall, telling Hanne that it’s a map of the house for Ryan’s benefit. Then the Doctor, Graham, and Yaz enter the mirror in search of Hanne’s father, Erik.

What lies beyond is a foggy and narrow cave. After leaving a trail of string to find their way home, they follow a light to a strange being named Ribbons. Ribbons offers his lantern in exchange for the sonic screwdriver (which looks pretty), and the Doctor promises payment upon delivery if Ribbons can show them the way to Erik.

As they progress, the team is introduced to killer flesh moths which Ribbons lures away with dead rats. He then cuts the thread while the team is distracted and betrays the team. As flesh moths descend, Ribbons mentions that this place is an anti-zone, a buffer that appears wherever the fabric of spacetime is threatened. The flesh moths extinguish the lantern and Ribbons tries to run after snatching the sonic screwdriver, but Graham stops him. The Doctor warns the team to stand still, but Ribbons tries to grab the sonic and is consumed by the moths. While the moths are busy, the team runs to a nearby portal and escapes, but they’re on the other side of the mirror.

Back in normal space, Hanne calls Ryan’s bluff about the map. Hanne is upset about Ryan’s attitude, but they team up when the roars come closer.  Ryan finds a wire and follows it to a speaker, discovering that the roars are a recording. Ryan runs back to tell Hanne, but she knocks him out and goes through the mirror. When he comes to, Ryan pursues.

In the mirror world, the team finds a beautiful and tidy cabin. They also find Erik, wearing a Slayer t-shirt with a backward logo, and a revelation: The monster is a recording. Erik tried to keep Hanne safe while he was gone because Trine (Hanne’s mother) is in the mirror zone. Or rather, her mirror universe version exists here, but cannot travel through the mirror. The team is also introduced to another traveler.

Grace is here.

Both of the women have memories of their lives before death. Graham tells Grace all about his adventures with the Doctor, but he’s unsure if he can trust Grace until she explains her passion for frogs. Meanwhile, the Doctor tells Yaz about the Solitract, a story that her fifth grandmother shared when the Doctor was a child. It existed at the start of the universe along with all of the other elements, but it couldn’t exist in the universe so it was exiled to another plane so it could exist naturally. The Solitract isn’t malevolent. It’s just lonely. But because of its nature, nothing from this universe cannot enter N-Space.

Graham and Erik have to choose between life here with their loved ones or their real lives in the normal universe.

As this detail is made clear, Ryan and Hanne navigate the anti-zone. Ryan sends Hanne ahead while he distracts the flesh moths. Hanne is overjoyed to find Erik but is not convinced that Trine is her mother. The world around them is falling apart since it is full of incompatible N-Space energy, but the Solitract wants to keep them as a cure for its loneliness. When the travelers reject the Solitract, they are knocked back into the anti-zone, and the Doctor offers herself in exchange for the others. She will stay behind since she’s seen the universe that the Solitract misses. The Solitract rejects Erik to save its universe.

Then the mirror universe goes white.

When it resolves again, the Doctor is faced with a skeleton of the cabin’s attic and a frog sitting on a chair. It speaks to the Doctor in Grace’s voice, taking an avatar that once delighted Grace. The Doctor begins to vibrate as the universe continues to destabilize, and the Doctor makes the case that the Solitract cannot survive if it holds on to what it cannot have. The Doctor tells the Solitract that they will remain friends even in her absence, and the Solitract sends her back into the anti-zone.

Everyone runs back to N-Space as the anti-zone collapses. The Doctor seals the portal behind them as the survivors come to terms with their losses. Erik and Hanne plan to move back to Oslo and start again, and Hanne is proud of her father for coming to terms with Trine’s death. Ryan and Graham talk about how Grace would react to this adventure, and Ryan finally calls him granddad. Together, they join their TARDIS family and set course for a new time and space.


I’m going to avoid a Calgon joke.

This is a beautiful story without a true villain. Instead, the Solitract is lonely, and to make connections, it offers companionship to those who grieve. Erik and Graham both get to heal a bit from their grief, and they extend this to their dependents. Graham specifically makes a deeper connection with Ryan through their shared trauma.

Now, I understand the Solitract taking a frog’s form in honor of Grace, but I think it would have had a better impact if it had taken a form that would tempt the Doctor to stay. Sure, the Doctor is tempted by this Time Lord fairy tale, but the whole point of the Solitract’s game was to bait companions with someone they miss. The perfect avatar would have been Susan, extending some goodwill with the return of Carole Ann Ford.

After all, “one day, I will come back”… yet the Doctor never really has on television, have they?  Instead, we get another fast ending and more questions about things we’ll likely never see again.

The casting was great with Eleanor Wallwork, the first blind actor in Doctor Who to play a blind character. That degree of authenticity was wonderful, as was the general low-budget horror atmosphere of this kinda spooky tale.

Rating: 4/5 – “Would you care for a jelly baby?”


UP NEXT – Doctor Who: The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos

cc-break

The Timestamps Project is an adventure through the televised universe of Doctor Who, story by story, from the beginning of the franchise. For more reviews like this one, please visit the project’s page at Creative Criticality.